That's the trouble with the women's game. Those women think they're men, and they go off hitting all over the place. They'd be better off if they'd played like women.

No woman ever lived who could compete with a man on an equal basis - even a 55-year-old man. There's a lot of talk about Women's Lib. They feel they're worth as much as the guys, but they can't play a lick if they can't beat a 55-year-old guy.

Women who can, do. Those who can't become feminists.

My philosophy is to make an offer that the other guy can't refuse, because he thinks there's no way he can't win.

When there were no kids to play football with in my local park, I would go to my grandma's factory. She used to give me £2 if I cleaned all the threads and scraps off the floor. I even learned how to sew."

Sport's hard: the margin between winning and losing is tiny.

I'm strong, but my arms are skinny; they're never going to get big and bulky like a football player.

At the end of the day, who you are as a man is more important than who you are as a football player.