I don't know if it's animalistic or what, but men become like peacocks with their feathers up when women are around.

I think I'm a decent-looking guy. Sometimes I can look great, and other times I look horrifying.

If you look at anything, there are always comedic moments.

If you look at anybody who's had along career, if you look at the choices they've made - even if the movies haven't worked - they've always worked with great filmmakers.

The action comedy 'Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl' raises one of the most overlooked and important cinematic questions of our time: Can a movie maintain the dramatic integrity of a theme park ride?

I am a wild orchid of comedy, so I can only do well under specific conditions... There are people who I think can do any room, and do stadiums and thousand-seat theaters, and then there are people like me who just perform for my parents.

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.

My comedy is kind of a counteraction to some of the comedy I don't like. Or things I don't like.