I once called a guy into his own office and spun around in his own chair to greet him. That kind of thing may be why I quit, before I got into serious trouble. I would smile and the person would get so upset. But you do a thousand of those things, and it makes you weird.

I'm not much for setup... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife.

I don't really move onstage; all I do is just gradually hunch more and more and jut out at the people in the front row.

I'm so sick of people treating Latinos like some homogenous group that all feel the same way about everything.

If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, you've created a special little thing, and that's what I'm looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything.

Everyone is flailing through this life without an owner's manual, with whatever modicum of grace and good humor we can manage.

I would love to do a romantic comedy.

The appeal of comedy is that you're not going to look your best. Dressing up or dressing down is something I love and feel very comfortable doing. I feel at my least comfortable when I have to look at my best.