Victor Borge

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.