Bryan Callen

I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!

You go into an audition, you're either the one or you're not, and if you're not, you go home. And I kind of like that. If you're really good, and you're the best guy in the room that day, you get the job.

Women find men attractive who are aggressive... but later on, they get worried that that aggression, that alpha energy, is going to be turned back against them and their children.

One of the beautiful things about podcasting is that I'm not beholding to some public entity.

I'm always driven to keep doing something different and better.

It's always a shock to me when I get recognized.

As an actor, you're never busy enough.

Being in quite a few movies... there's always things that are changing about a film.

There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A.

I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.

Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.

Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.