Chris Kattan

It's a different thing shooting for 10 weeks in India as opposed to on a set on stage pretending you're in India.

In Hollywood, what they last saw you in is what you are. It's hard to break away from that.

I like women who are okay with who they are.

It's fun for someone to poke fun at himself.

Being able to improvise is the basis for creating all characters and situations, for everything to do with performing, really. And it's good therapy as well.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.

I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.

I'd love to have a child. Either one or 40. I love kids.

I'm fine with the life I have.

I understand what my gift is, which is making people laugh, hopefully. It's more on that level. I don't need to be a leading man, I'm fine with that.

It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.