Women should be obscene and not heard.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Nothing has ever touched on what fun childhood was. Summer holidays were bliss. We made home movies, with real stories in them. My father had such charm and charisma, and made everything so funny.

My mother had been a grade-school teacher, and my father had an eighth-grade education.

I can understand why immigrants would want to bring the rest of their extended family here, including older ones who will benefit from our health-care system.

I wasn't from the streets, but I was in the streets. I had a good family, nice home - you know, I can't say I grew up with nothing... but I chose to hang in the streets.