I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.

As a newly married person, as much as I would love for my husband to buy into the 'my way or the highway' philosophy, you realize it's all about compromising and finding some sort of middle ground that everyone can live with.

A marriage is a solemn affair. The tempest of emotions and the myriad of arrangements are giddying, and when one is faced with these, clothing seems to be the last of one's priorities.

We're planning on being married for a long, long time.

Many employer-employee relationships are built on a lie that starts from the first interaction: neither party automatically conceives of the relationship as something that will last a lifetime, but both interact as if it is. This lie of omission bases the relationship on distrust.