The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.

I believe that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business... my business!

People who have theater or sketch-comedy backgrounds seem to be more, you know, our speed. Like Amy Poehler and Will Arnett - we double date.

If you laugh, we just do another take. Laughter is too rare nowadays. If you can bust a gut, let it go, and we'll just go back to one.

And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities, his vocal abilities and his sense of humor.

Homework's hard. Especially math. My kids joke with me. They tell me they have homework. I say, 'Okay.' And then I sit down and they say, 'It's math.' 'No! Not math! English, history, anything!'