People say I owe a lot to television. The fact is I was a star long before television. What TV made me is unemployed.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.

I have a terrible memory of my own past. I can barely remember my childhood. I have few memories from college and law school - though once I got married, I got the advantage of being able to consult my husband's memory.

Anyone who reads advice books about romance has one problem to begin with: bad taste in literature.

I really think that people's right to happiness shouldn't be dictated by some policymaker in Washington, D.C. I've come to know a lot of people that - sexual orientation is such where they're in love with people from the same sex, and I just don't think it's our role in the government to say, 'No you can't be married.'

I feel super-proud of my team and myself; like, I have an all-star MVP team. They're so sweet, and they love me, and I love them. It's a very respectful, lovely relationship.